pride n dignity

i dont knew how many times i lost my atm card or my wallet...but after all, i did it again. fiuh....terbayang sudah betapa repotnya mengurus semua itu...bukan cuman repot c tapi mungkin malu!!! terutama petugas bank yg entah kenapa inget muka ajaib gw yg sudah ratusan kali menghilangkan atm..huaaaaaa...yes, i'm still remember what that bitch said to me six month ago: dyna..saya yakin kurang dari setengah tahun u will be back to made a new one atm card again..again..and again! saat itu, gw hanya mampu menggelengkan kepala kuat-kuat dan membantah dengan suara nyaring.."enggak kok..this is the last time!!!!"..and that bitch win!! DAMN IT...

Mungkin ada beberapa solusi dari masalah ini, misalnya:
1. menggunakan cadar ke bank..jadi tiba-tiba pake jilbab lengkap dengan cadarnya,umm..tapi tetep aj mereka akan meminta data-data gw..my name..jadi yah mereka pasti inget!!!
2. Ganti nama...yup, i will tell my mom to make a "tumpengan" party and invite all of our family, akhirnya gw punya kesempatan mempunyai nama yg kebule-bulean..huahahaha

ini sungguh-sungguh mimpi buruk)..WHAT SHOULD I DO??? people..please give me solution so i can go to bank with some pride and dignity..

a freak next door

huaaaa. Cumi baru saja menelepon perihal momentnya bersama si freaky guy. Freaky guy yang gak lain adalah pria medan yang kebetulan temen kosan kita berdua. Believe me guy's...aku sama sekali gak berlebihan memberikan dia sebutan si freaky guys. dia aneh banget. Serius. Aneh yang mengarah ke arah sex-attitude!!!(???)

Bukan berarti semua pria medan, freaky kayak dia ya. Sama sekali gak ada unsur sara di cerita ini. Pasalnya, si freaky guy ini menaruh hati ke si cumi. Dia selalu menanyakan kabar ataupun perihal apapun mengenai cumi. kapan cumi kembali ke kosan. Cumi suka apa. cumi jomblo apa tidak. Bla.Bla.Bla. Semua pertanyaan sampah yang ditujukan ke aku hingga aku cukup muak menjawabnya. Namun sebagai manusia sosial sekaligus a good pretender, aku cukup pandai menyembunyikan tatapan "which planet are u from? mars?"

Hari ini si freaky guy benar-benar freak.
Ceritanya dimulai, justru saat si cumi dan si freaky kembali ke kosan setelah mengurus internet. Cumi yang posisi kamarnya di lantai bawah dan dekat dari pintu gerbang membuatnya lebih dahulu masuk ke kamar dibawah tatapan mata si freaky yang menanti dan bersikap seribu kali sangat gentelment dengan menunggu sang cinderella masuk lebih dulu. Biar aman. Biar save. bIar tak digigit binatang buas..

Si cumi membuka kunci cepat-cepat, ingin segera seribu langkah lebih jauh dari si Freaky guy yang menanti di tepat disamping tubuhnya...sampai ketika mata si freaky menatap nanar ke arah sederetan celana dalem cumi yang saat kejadian lagi di jemur di depan kamar (BTW jemur celana dalem di depan kosan kan biasa, pliss deh )... Dan dengan diiringi hembusan angin dingin bandung...Si freaky guy pun tiba-tiba berkata dengan amat sahdu :

Freaky guy : nad ini celana dalem kamu yah?
Cumi : (bagaikan di sambar petir )..iyaaaaa (grogi mampus)
Freaky guy : Melangkah maju, mengambil celana dalem cumi lalu menciumnya
"wangi ya nad.."

Holy Shitt!!!...@$#$#%$^%^$#$#
WHAT THE FUCK....

Cumi langsung SHOCKING SODA...saking shock-nya hingga tak mampu berkata apa-apa...tdk mampu memberikan respon selain grogi yang semakin menjadi-jadi..

Akhirnya...cumi selamat. Dia masuk ke kamar dengan sukses dan langsung mengunci pintu tanpa mempersilahkan masuk si freaky guy.

FYI: besok-besoknya kita selalu memainkan peranan "sok sibuk" tiap freaky ngajak makan malem bareng. Sory Man...we dont play with the geeks

Stand and Stare..

Sumpah ya, gw sering terjebak di dalam situasi yang melibatkan pasangan-pasangan di luar sana. Terlalu sering hingga terkadang gw suka mengeleng2kan kepala kuat-kuat dan menghela nafas lebar-lebar. Siiiighhh.

Let me see, kehidupan kos-kosan had two face, it's can be FUN and at the others side it's nothing but "what the hell" moment. Haha. I told u guys, living alone at community loats (kos-kosan)with many other faces, many others personality, that bring a lot of drama to my life. Seriously!. The most irritating moment of mine which is somehow include lover at my community loats. Oh come on, they show love affection anywhere, anyspot, any bathroom, any room and of course shouldn't in front of people coz that's not polite. Hahaha. People needs to be polite, right?.

Lover oh Lover, they just makes me jealous. Hahaha. Oke two weeks ago, i about to ask something to my neighbours. Her room was at the right corner of my community loats so i should take a few step and pass by 3 other room to get there. After i lock my own room (for safety of course), i take my step and here i go opened my friend door (let call my friend as a betty). Yup, i opened betty room without knocking, Hey we are actually so close so opened without knocking was so-so thing. And i about going blind when i saw what i see, yeah betty and her ugly boy friend was kissing hotly. I means very Hot like-miyabi-video- right- before- she -making-love, yeah like that!"oh..fuck"

i just stand and stare
until betty look very Shock and say a word: Dee what are u doing here?

haha. They dont realize that i stand there for long enough as they kiss..or should i call it touching@#@##

me about closing the door smoothly. I dont say any words.
What should i say??
After that i'm running to my room
thinking...and A-HA, it's saturday idiots (talk to my self)
yup..all the door's are closed. All lover that i know in this loats

so, i end up alone at that sat night while other's doing some "fun" activity.Hahaha
dvd is enough for me to enjoy my sat'night
( my room: go out and get a life plissssss)
( me : What? i'm to tired..hoaaaaeeeemm..zzzzzzzzz)



Beety posis

a tale of Shrimp roll

This kind of embarrassing moment just happen to my idiots life. This Sad-Sat'night, just giggling with my latop and going online, while my sista (let call her Tompel) watch some kind of romantic dvd movie which is so annoying me, yeah me was about in the place of hate -anything -romantic- crap- thing!. Dont ask why guys, it'S a long boring stories, well another part of my creepy love life. The point is, this morning i had eat 1 kilo's of shrimp Roll all by my self. "Shit". i'm in the deep shit coz i'm so allergic of shrimp. But they taste good enough so..yeah u know what i means, i just dont care about my allergic.hahaha.

So here i am at my sad sat'night, Waiting for that shrimp ruined my life with some effect to my INNOCENT body. "bring it on Shrimp". Haha. And just like magic my ass was about so itchy. "oh-no". How about other part of my body? Thanks god people can't look at me right now. fuih, believe me guys..u dont need to see me if you know zombie words. My eyes was enlarged or swollen. Other swollen are found in the neck, under the chin and leg.

Dont worry guys, the pain not stop there. My stomach killing me so i run to my bath room and get my frist pup activity today but that not going smoothly. TRY Harder to get my waste out..H.A.R.D.E.R enough to bomb Nagasaki once's again. I bet this is my f###k shrimp, come on go out smoothly. "Dont hurt me more" (i'm talking to my ass).

finally..(thanks for all the pray)..waste are out of my body. Yippe. Hip hip horay. And then, a dramatic moment, i talk to my shrimp waste before i'm flash them out of toilet. Nicest words ever:"You guys was my fav food ever, so why dont we just get a long and be friends..act easy oke". I'm talking with a lower voice, standing and my eyes was look straigh at my shrimp waste until...somehow...i just dont know why this happen..my GLASSES was Falling right to the hole of my toilet!!! Melted with shrimp waste. Touched with my shrimp waste. Collide ever after with my shrimp waste. United with some kind disgusting yellow thing. May take some moment..

"arrrghhhhh" screaming while crying

Damn u Shrimps Roll